jimmykoala: ohsnapitschrisrawr: Alesso &...
oceanographe: hmm how did u noe i was lookin???
i don’t understand when people insult others by calling them a “little shit.” like, it’s that opposed to… a big shit? either way it’s so funny and i’m gonna start using it way more often now
objaculation: attractive men attractive men that follow you attractive men that think you’re cute
secretlymisha: as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
andrewhussiesbosom: if you nice to me then I’ll but if you give me shit Imma
colormeoxblood asked: Doug get a twitter because you are freaking Hilarious. I'm just sayinggg
isunova: i recently told my mum that i’m not religious (like the rest of my family) and that i don’t really care whether or not there is a god and then two days later i asked for money to get a haircut and she told me to ask lucifer
realhumanbaby: Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed
tonight's secondhand embarrassment is brought to...
Sam: Hey, do you have any tape?
Me: no, why?
Sam: Cause I'm RIPPEDDD
lazyhoar: luanlegacy: ryannxp: feathers-theangel: musicbeatstherapy: jelee-: rockpapertheodore: tinyspacebabe: ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore you sound fannytroubled a little bootybothered if you ask me someone’s having a little tushytantrum a bit asswounded a tad bumbummed if you ask me analinjury alert BUTT TICKLED y’all need to...
leeoonnn replied to your post: what kind of world do we live in if mcribs aren’t… What are mcribs? o.O LEON YOU DON’T KNOW HAT A MCRIB IS sweet child, let me educate you. come to mcdonalds with me sometime and i will show you the face of god.
puckthefolice: make sure to moisturize your grunge everyday to keep it nice and soft
what kind of world do we live in if mcribs aren’t sold at all times of the year?
I suck at texting unless I am in a relationship with you You are my mom I need something Me and you are close as fuck
reuniclus: bebopit: THESE ARE MACAROONS THESE ARE MACARONS THERE IS A DIFFERENCE #kawaii hamburgers #pretty patties