January 2010
I'm ending 2009 as a single lady
‘holllaaaa.
Jan 1st
December 2009
Lyssa gets to spend new years in the Big Apple. I...
Dec 31st
Listencritesjm: Help I’m Alive - Metric —- The song...
Dec 31st
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Her Morning Elegance by Oren Lavie
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
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So I just pulled this from my horoscope
This is the year that everything changes, one way or another! Saturn has left your sign, so you aren’t feeling as weighed down by life as you once were. Pluto is transiting your Romance House, bringing revolutionary changes to your love life and your romantic pursuits. And, to top it all off, two eclipses hit your romance sector. The first of the two happens in January, and makes for a...
Dec 31st
wat.
Me: what if my penis turned into a skittles rod?
J: that would be... delicious
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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My cousin and her fiancé just brought me a...
I’m trying REAAAAAALLY hard not to start singing.
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
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Laury, I clicked on your link
And I read the title as “100 Bands (or Mexicans) I’ve Listened to” I’m a bad person.
Dec 30th
I'm happy that I can't have kids.
Dec 30th
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ATTN: straight guys, gay guys, married guys/things...
critesjm: dqnh: You NEVER take someone out on a date to a nice all-you-can-eat buffet and play your little hand held game throughout the entire meal. What the hell is WRONG with you! What happened? lol oh nothing. We went out for brunch and we saw this guy who brought his date and he was just being unclassy.
Dec 30th
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ATTN: straight guys, gay guys, married guys/things...
You NEVER take someone out on a date to a nice all-you-can-eat buffet and play your little hand held game throughout the entire meal. What the hell is WRONG with you!
Dec 30th
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Break needs to be extended by at least another...
Dec 29th
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“You gotta always have a go-to gay. Like, if you’re wondering if...”
– Anjelah Johnson
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
We should move this conversation to aim.
You know who you are.
Dec 29th
I kinda want a class ring now
It’s a shame that poverty runs through my veins :(
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
TOO MUCH WIIG ON MY DASH.
Dec 29th
Equality is the new black.
Dec 29th
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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I need a new show to watch.
doodlehearts: dqnh: doodlehearts: The O.C.’s been done and over with for nearly 3 years, Gossip Girl, Vampire Diaries, and Degrassi are all on hiatus, True Blood doesn’t come back until the day of my 21st birthday (hmmm, vampire sex or getting so drunk I can’t even remember it’s my birthday; hard decision), and Secret Life’s not coming back for another week. I’m downloading the first season...
Dec 28th
I need a new show to watch.
doodlehearts: The O.C.’s been done and over with for nearly 3 years, Gossip Girl, Vampire Diaries, and Degrassi are all on hiatus, True Blood doesn’t come back until the day of my 21st birthday (hmmm, vampire sex or getting so drunk I can’t even remember it’s my birthday; hard decision), and Secret Life’s not coming back for another week. I’m downloading the first season of Skins and Heroes just...
Dec 28th
Dec 28th
Walter: why do hipsters wear skinny jeans?
Me: cause they want to look stylish
Walter: really? All I want in life is to have comfortable nuts
Dec 28th
The Vietnamese word for "London" is pronounced...
Best. Word. EVER.
Dec 28th
The back of yo head is redikalus.
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
California when are you gonna snow?
Please, just for me?
Dec 26th
AVATAR WAS THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER
No lie, I’m STILL jizzing
Dec 26th
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Daddy's going to kill Ralphie!
Dec 25th
Merry Christmas you guys!
Hope you get the most amazing presents! I’m definitely gonna try to sneak a glass of wine into Christmas dinner tonight.
Dec 25th
Got a new 32 GB iPod Touch
(via nitral) I. Am. So. JELLIZ!
Dec 25th
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I LOVE DIGIMON! I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!
There needs to be a club for us cool kids! M I RITE?? formspring
Dec 25th
ListenTomorrow is Christmas day and no way in hell am I...
Dec 25th
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laaaaaaawlzz.
Dec 24th
Dec 24th
Deleting in the morning.
I want nothing more than someone to love. This is probably going to sound awfully cheesy, but my ideal future would be where my boyfriend and I, no matter where we are or what kinds of people we’re with, can always trust each other. I’m talking about not only with relationships with other people, but our own relationships. I’d like to be the first person that he can come to if...
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Awkward chat diverted!
Doug: God, her breath smells like a fetus.
Lyssa: how the hell do you know that
Doug: How the hell do you NOT know that?!
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
Dec 24th
I like it when my friends unleash their inner...
It makes me feel more like a person everytime.
Dec 23rd