February 2010
We interrupt this program to bring you breaking...
Taylor Swift’s “Fearless” has just been awarded album of the year and not Lady GaGa’s “The Fame.”
In response, nearly every homosexual in the country is now migrating to Los Angeles to cause a scene and to fight for GaGa’s award.
We advise everyone to quickly evacuate the area for this WILL become one big hot mess.
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We're the straightest dudes in town.
Me: THE FAME!
Josh: THE FAME THE FAME THE FAME!
*Fearless wins!*
Me: OMG WHAT. WHAAAAT.
Josh: FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT.
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Hi, this is me.
Doug: Josh, why are they playing liver on a player?
Josh: LIVER ON A PLAYER! NUMBER ONE SINGLE OF 2010!
Those kids are so awkward.
BIEBER AND KE$HA? LOL
If GaGa doesn't win...
the gays will unite and fuck the place up.
like a TIDAL WAVE.
WHY DID GRIFFIN NOT WIN?
January 2010
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So there are a bunch of movies coming out this...
When in Rome
Valentines Day
Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief
Kick-Ass
With all these movies that I must see, I will be needing movie buddies. WHO WANTS IN?
“Oh boy, I love Doug! He always holds me, and pets me, and takes care of me....”
– My dog’s inner monologue.
You guys, it's FRIDAY.
It is that great day of the week where everyone on the planet can go, “YES. WEEKEND.” Kids are jumping in joy, teens are going out, adults are coming home from a long week of work, and.. the elderly. I honestly do believe a lot of the elderly are watching Oprah or complaining about the kids these days, but whatevs.
What am I going to do? Since I feel so energetic for some reason,...
H: hey Doug, nice pink pencil
Doug: thanks H! It's quite manly
P: I was thinking just the same thing
Doug: yeah, not even a regular gay can pull pink off
H: so... you're an irregular gay?
gone2fly asked: OMG DOUG ! YOU CAME OUT TO YOUR PARENTS?! :o How was that?!
daisythewallflower-deactivated2 asked: Doug, where do you find those lovely drawings of animals? Btw, I love reading your posts =]
My name is Douglas Huynh.
I am a 5’11, 160 pound, 16 year old asian male living in California. I am in the 11th grade of High School and will be graduating in 2011. I am one of the secretaries of the National Art Honor Society. I have two parents, four grandparents, 20 uncles and aunts, 13 cousins, one brother and a dog, and countless friends; all of whom are very dear to me.
I was born in Oakland, California on...
You know those days where you wake up and you simply cannot get out of bed? But then you’re like, “Ugh, I should get up and go to class,” so you get up and stretch a bit but then you just fall back into your bed feeling nauseatingly dizzy? Yeah, that’s me today. What’s up with this? I shouldn’t feel this tired. I don’t do anything but go to school and even...
People still study at Barnes & Nobles?
starsandboulevards:
That is so 2000s.
I LOVE studying at Barnes & Nobles!
Fashion Trend Watch: Male Models With Boners →
Eeeeeeeeexcellent.
Asian guys are the fucking greatest.
(via jasondoes)
Well aren’t you just the sweetest thing.
Calendar Uses Shocking Photos and Stunning Latin... →
This calendar is amazing! It’s clever and makes me want to go save dolphins.
“Remember, the eyes are like the nipples of the face.”
– Shelby Darlingson
This made me smile →
(via turtwig)
No joke. I’ve spent the last hour playing this game.
How do you know you're gay?
You tear up while watching Beyonce sing “Halo” for the Hope for Haiti benefit telethon.
“Haiti we can see your halo. Pray it won’t fade away.”
Oh my god, I’m going to become such a hot mess.
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Whenever I started a new pokemon game...
I ALWAYS pick the water pokemon as my starter. Why? Because they’re usually so much cooler than the other types. I mean, a leaf cat and a burning lizard? PFFFT EFF THAT. What ginormous turtle do you know has two water-spraying cannons in its shell?! NOTHIN’ BUT BLASTOISE.
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“Homosexuals have a 12% more chance of molesting minors.”
– Overheard on the news.
