December 2010
I secretly wish I was a part of the class of '13...
Good thing no one I know reads my blog…
Dec 1st
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November 2010
Nov 30th
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I'm thankful for my friends, family, and Nicki...
Nov 26th
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Oh, the things you find on the internet.
Nov 25th
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Nov 25th
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When you check tumblr on your phone and someone...
Nov 25th
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Anonymous asked: Gurl, you need to back that thing up.
Nov 25th
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arrived asked: wolfiy?!!
Nov 24th
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“First year, just about everyone who is good-looking is taken. Seeing as how this is a HUGE COMMUTER school, most people have boyfriends or girlfriends waiting for them back home. That changes by the end of first year for the most part, at which point it’s hard to get to know people any way other than through classes. And the school is visually like 80% Asian.” And the school is...
Nov 24th
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Me: Ay gurl, can i holla achu?
Megan: ;p
Megan: jfasdkljf
Megan: WRONG BOXXXXX
Nov 22nd
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Tonight is my date with awkward Nancy.
Nov 21st
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Nov 21st
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Nov 19th
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Nov 18th
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Nov 18th
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School just needs to hit the ▐▐ button. I'm not...
Nov 18th
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Nov 17th
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Dinner conversation.
Mom: Remember my friend’s daughter? Nancy? Me: I kinda remember her, why? Mom: Well apparently she’s all weird and depressed now. Me: Really? Why? Mom: I don’t know, but her mom says she’s been dressing in weird black ballet clothes and wears really thick eye liner and all she owns is black clothing! And she looked in her school notebook and saw all this depressing poetry....
Nov 17th
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Nov 17th
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Nov 16th
Nov 15th
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I'm so overwhelmed with christmas spirit that I...
Nov 15th
Nov 14th
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While at my brother's recital,
Little girl: Hi, today I will be playing "Beauty and the Beast"
Mom: Beauty and the Beach?
Me: Beast.
Mom: Beach?
Me: Beast.
Mom: BITCH?
Me: Yes, mother. Beauty and the Bitch.
Nov 14th
Nov 13th
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Nov 11th
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Nov 11th
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I like having college friends because I can creep...
Nov 9th
doctorprincess asked: COME TO HELLO DOLLY
PUT IN CODE 26
C'MON CUT ME A BREAK
Nov 9th
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Nov 9th
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SUFFOCATING.
Josh: This reminds me of when I was a kid
J: and my cousins were even more little. Like they still wore diapers
J: And I had to watch them when they were changing to make sure nothing happened to them
Me: Oh god this is going to be so awful. I just know it.
Josh: And they both chased me around trying to touch me with their penises.
Nov 7th
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Nov 7th
Studying for my SATs tomorrow and using SparkNotes...
A book is originally priced at $55.00—it is a very elegant hardcover by a leading author. But the book is terrible. One month after its release, its price drops by 10%. Two months after its release, its price drops an additional 20%. Three months after its release, its price drops still more, by an additional 10%. What is the price of the book after 3 months? “It is a very elegant hardcover...
Nov 6th
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Nov 6th
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Can I just go back to sleep and not have to worry...
Nov 5th
STRAIGHT PEOPLE NEVER UNDERSTAND.
Kelly: Oh Doug! You should meet this Alan guy. He's gay.
K: Go out with him.
K: He can put you in a headlock. And you'll like it.
K: I think.
Nov 5th
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I have to analyze like 20 poems by tomorrow.
You guys, fuck poetry.  
Nov 5th
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Starting the day with a peanut butter cup
You just have to sometimes.
Nov 3rd
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It's 8:25 am and I'm already in a candy-induced...
Fuck!
Nov 1st