January 2011
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Jan 1st
If I could kiss tumblr at midnight I would.
Jan 1st
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turtwig asked: dammit doug i wanted your nudes
Jan 1st
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Take See's chocolate box.
Bite into chocolate. “COCONUT?!” Put back into See’s chocolate box.
Jan 1st
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newmessages-deactivated20110323 asked: Never noticed this blog much but it's pretty good. :)
Jan 1st
Jan 1st
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December 2010
Lonely eating:
The latest remedy for being underweight.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
iakona-deactivated20110507 asked: I BY TINGZ 4 MYSELF THNX, HO.

He's just, you know, a little incentive to get me into the store. Oh my god. It's a ploy.
Dec 29th
iakona-deactivated20110507 asked: don't be tryna break my spirits. every other guy there looks like crusty, overused vagina. it couldn't be a ploy. it just couldn't
Dec 29th
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Kids tracking Santa get Michelle Obama surprise →
So this article is about Michelle Obama calling american kids over the holiday and asking them what they’d want for christmas as they track Santa using NORAD. While I was reading I couldn’t help but think about how sweet she is and what a wonderful thing she was doing, but then I read the comments below. I guess a lot of people have something against christmas cheer? I mean, why are...
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Talking to the same guy whose family thinks I'm...
Him: My best friend in college is gay. He gives really good girl advice.
Me: We gays tend to have that quality. ;D
Him: cuz you're supposed to think like a girl... i think
Me: ...yes
Dec 28th
“yeah, my family never gets stuff right. they were like “douglas lost...”
– WHAT IS GOING ON IN MY LIFE
Dec 28th
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Oh no. That crazy ass bitch is coming back to...
nicoleerenee: Hide the vodka. WHO?!
Dec 28th
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Brother: Hey, do you know what a leoteca is?
Me: no.
B: Ha! It means library!
Me: Do you mean.. biblioteca?
B: oh.
Me: Hey, do you know what you are?
B: What?
Me: An idiot.
Dec 28th
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Wake up at noon on Christmas day.
No regrets.
Dec 25th
Christmas music all day, everyday.
♪( ´θ｀)ノ
Dec 22nd
Dec 17th
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ListenJessica Simpson - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
Dec 11th
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WatchWatch
Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
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What do you call it when cute guy you just hung...
Haha, oh right. A success.
Dec 10th
Dec 7th
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oceanographe asked: can you please audition for this? I would but they don't accept me for who I am.

http://www.missvietnamnorcal.com/
Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
Dec 7th
What do I do when I have a new crush?
Oh, I just sit here. On facebook. Looking through their pictures. All 224 of them. Yep, no big.
Dec 7th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
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Dad: Why is "how to meet people" in your google history?
Me: ...
Me: Research paper for school.
Dec 5th
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Dec 4th
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I have my eye on someone. He’s quite a looker and a gentleman but he’s straight. I think I’m just infatuated with him so this crush will probably go away in a few days but I took his pack of gum and will savor it forever.
Dec 4th
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Dec 3rd
Dec 3rd
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How some people greet their friends: HAY BESTFRAAAAAAAND!!  How I greet my friends: Sup, bitches, tricks, and hoes. 
Dec 3rd
Dec 3rd