So this happened yesterday.
Chick from newspaper: Hey, can we ask you a couple of questions for the school newspaper?
Me: Uh, yeah. Sure.
Chick: Okay so if you had a girlfriend, would you ask her to prom?
Chick: Well why not?
Me: Cause I'm gay!
*chick promptly begins walking away*
Oh don't mind me, I'm just menstruating
A lot of people in my family ask me how my...
I think the only way to accurately explain it is by using this:
Jack’s Mannequin - Dark Blue download
Doug: Titanic is on. Preparin' mahself fo dem tearzzz
Izzy: Bitch coulda moved over.
CUZ WEN IM KISSIN U MY SENSES CUM ALIVE~*~*~
So there's this guy on my badminton team.
He’s totally new and needs to work on a lot of stuff but he keeps talking about “going beast mode” every day. Like, every. Single. Day. And it’s not only in person either. Half of his facebook posts are, “goin beast mode all out tomorrow.” And because we’ve been doing really bad in our games lately, he thinks that the team can improve a lot if we all hit...
I'm so witty.
Josh: Currently eating half a loaf of this bread in a very unattractive fashion.
Doug: Licking barbecue sauce off my fingers is so unsightly looking
Josh: Who cares. It's sunday. And you don't consistently have bread hanging out of your face.
Doug: It's worse, I have nuts hanging out of my face.
giosalvador-deactivated20100810 asked: Yeah I'm majoring in the field. I live in San Diego, but I don't really think I mesh well with California. Haha. I'm heading to the East Coast this September.
Anonymous asked: Oh, wow. Cool. San Francisco is like a mecca for aspiring culinary artists. I would want to go to the Culinary Institute of America in New York but as of now I'm happy to have gotten accepted to Johnson & Wales in Rhode Island. They're culinary arts school is prestigious.
Anonymous asked: So what Culinary Arts school are you going to?
WAKE UP IN THE MORNING,
FIND YOUR ROOMMATE SLEEPWALKING IN YOUR ROOM ALMOST NAKED
Anonymous asked: Love the new theme :)
Twas Pirelli's Miracle Elixir
That’s wot did the trick, sir. True, sir, true. Was it quick sir? Did it in a tick, sir, Just like an elixir Ought to do!
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subsuum asked: I hate eating ramen with a fork because then it scrapes the bottom of the bowl and makes that nasty noise that gives me goosebumps.
Hey there, Kevin!
What made you follow me?
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Josh: I really hate pooping more. I'd rather get rid of that
Josh: The pooping mostly, I think.
Josh: I'm not that attached to my anus though.
It's been 4 hours.
And I’m still thinking about my attractive starbucks barista. (baristo?)
"Pedophilia is more closely linked to being...
What do you guys do when you're bored?
…or when you’re not on tumblr?
I woke up to my little brother applying my mom's...
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I’m a very judgmental person, ask anyone, and tend to keep my snarky comments to myself or at least under my breath. I also usually have a really high tolerance for a lot of stuff around me whether it’s ignorance, immaturity, or pessimism but eventually my tolerance wears thin. It’s almost like I become tired of those around me. Not only the ones I dislike, but just everyone in...
KE$HA ON AMERICAN IDOL. WAT?
That's So Raven
So I’m watching this show on disneychannel instead of doing my homework and they’re actually having a “bro mitzvah” for one of the characters and I can’t help but wonder what he would grow up to be like on the show.
Josh: I want to wet willy someone
Doug: that is sooo gross
Josh: the goal now is to wet willy someone next to me at a urinal
Doug: SO GROOOSSSSS
Doug: In a bathroom of all places?!
Josh: Yes, RIGHT AFTER I TOUCH MY PENIS WITH THE SAME FINGER
Weight Loss Blog '10
Mom: Ugh, I really need to lose weight
Doug: well.. if you think so
Mom: Maybe I should start walking. It's too late to do it when I get home though
Doug: Do it on the weekends?
Mom: Alright! It's decided. Next saturday YOU AND I ARE GOING SHOPPING AT THE MALL
I REFUSE to go to SJSU. Go fall in a hole.
After creepin’ on a bunch of tumblr gays’ tumblrs, I’ve concluded that NONE OF US WANT KIDS. This is very good.