June 2010
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Talking about Kristen Stewart.
*Eclipse trailor starts playing*
Cousin: god, I hate her. Why did thy even cast her? She's not even pretty.
Me: was she ever in anything before this?
Cousin: a bunch of movies no one cares about
Walter: I dunno, I care.
Me: I don't think even you would fuck her, Walter
Walter: I dunno, I'd fuck anything that moves. Hell, I'd fuck it faster if it doesn't move!
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Katy Perry | California Gurls
ON REPEAT. ALL....
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Last day of school.
Last day of school! Last day of school! Last day of school! Last day of school! Last day of school! Last day of school! Last day of school! Last day of school! Last day of school! Last day of school! Last day of school! Last day of school! Last day of school! Last day of school! Last day of school! Last day of school! Last day of school! Last day of school! Last day of school! Last day of...
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I hate it when I’m watching a movie and there’s an erotic scene where they show the chick’s boobs, so I’m always like
But then I think, “Wait, if they show bare boobs then they must be able to show a penis too, right?” So I watch the rest of the movie hoping to see one looking like
But these types of movies NEVER have penises in them cause apparently the...
OMG mother you did NOT just tell your friend's...
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I just paid for my jamba juice in quarters and...
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Okay, it's finals week.
I still have my spanish, APUSH, math, english, and art final to do.
3 DAY GAME FACE, GO!
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May 2010
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I like listening to bad music and watching crappy...
GET OFF MY DICK.
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Aw haaaaaaaaael naaaw
Charlie’s Angels and Mean Girls back to back?!
MAMA IS IT MAH BIRTHDAY ALREADY?
Prom is gonna be great.
I went to rent my tux on Monday and I’m gonna pick it up tomorrow hopefully after school. I got a fancy shmancy bow tie cause errywun at prom be wearing ties.
But I don’t know how to tie a bowtie.
Thank god for YouTube, y’all!
