February 2011
January 2011
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Things I should be doing:
sleeping
Things I’m doing instead:
Going through ShitMyKidsRuined
Things I will be doing in the future:
Not.
Having.
Kids.
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Fast Food Etiquette
So this happened while I was getting ketchup for my fries.
Guy: Oh hey, you got a pretty decent amount of food there.
Me: Haha, I sure hope so.
Guy: Yeah it's not good to eat too much of this stuff. I don't eat fast food often just when I'm feeling down.
Me: Oh, I see.
Guy: You know what happened? My girlfriend broke up with me after 4 years.
Me: Jeeeeez... dude. Bummer.
Guy: Yeah, I know. But you know what I need? I just need to stop moping and move on! I need to get on with my life.
Me (under my breath): I need you to let me eat my fucking cheeseburger
Guy: What?
Me: You are SO right!
oceanographe asked: We be wearin' tiny shorts all up in this bitch. Just not now: too cold and my ass is too fat. But come may, errybody betta watch the fuck out for us. We gon' be so fab n' fine ;D
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why can't hot boys just knock on my door and make...
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Regina George's hair is a wig...
Everything I know is a lie.
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When you forget you were eating oreos and smile...
turtwig asked: doug, let's go pick up some guys
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Everyone's talking about football instead of about...
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I am sick and tired of always being sick and...
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PILIPINOS. HAB. SOLS.
I AM A CATOLIC! I GO TO ECHURCH!
doctorprincess asked: YOU'RE NOT 16 ANYMORE
also, when I'm not ill, Mean Girls 2 party? so we can see how horrible it is?
also, when I'm not ill, Mean Girls 2 party? so we can see how horrible it is?
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nopenothappening asked: So when did the name change happen
So. Much. Swag.
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Hey Amanda.
Velvet nipple.
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I wish I could be Miss America...
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Asianssss.
Aunt: When are you graduating? Next year?
Me: No, this may.
Aunt: Oh really! Are you going to singapore?
Me: Singapore?
Aunt: Yeah, are you going?
Me: ...I don't have money to go to singapore
Aunt: You HAVE to go! It's your last year!
Me: ...?
Me: OH SENIOR PROM! Yeah I'm going.
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Commando in basketball shorts
Appropriate rape attire.
I remember talking to someone.
I don’t really remember who but we had a long conversation about ourselves and I learned that everything’s kinda boring without a little mystery. So since I’m practically an open book I’m gonna try to be a little more ~*mysterious N ambiguous*~ to make myself seem more interesting cause, I mean, what else is there to do as a highschool senior right?
“Hey Doug, wanna...
Boy is loaded.
Like, so very loaded. Do I like him because he’s cute and funny and nice or because he can buy me a golden mermaid if I ever asked for one?
#gayboyproblemz
lol this blog is shit.
Anonymous asked: only if we can rub our man parts together. then I'll tell you who I am.
omg gianni stop going through my tumblr
it’s like i can feel you watching me through the windows…
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I spilled oatmeal on my shorts.
F: Doug, is that cum?!
Me: No! It's-
F: GROSS, WHY DOES IT LOOK SO CHUNKY?
Me: IT'S. NOT. CUM!
Anonymous asked: your definition of 'nudes' is very misleading. fix it.
We have to re-educate ourselves to learn to listen to others, really listen....
– Tony Tippler