lazy halloween costume.
Alright, impromptu party!
I kinda don’t wanna go cause I just wanna lay around in my pj’s but I mean, it’s halloween and I should live it up or something, right?
IT MATCHES UP SO WELL.
Everytime I go to get tapioca...
I always always always see these big groups of gangsterish looking asian guys just chilling outside in the parking lot with their sub-average cars and they always stare at me as I walk in. Why? What do you want from me? Is it because I drive a minivan? But it’s probably because I always smile at them. And that’s only because the Tokyo Drift theme song starts playing in my head every...
Me: I heard a rumor where your nipples align with your earlobes or something like that.
Broham: Really?! Lemme try it!
Me: So are you touching your nipple?
B: I don't know..
*he reaches under his shirt*
Me: ...what are you doing.
B: I CAN'T FIND MY NIPPLE!
It's Halloween weekend.
I want to go out. I never go out. I want to dress up and wake up tomorrow not remembering what I did tonight. I want to be with my friends. I want to be tagged in a bunch of embarrassing pictures on facebook and shrug it off while untagging myself. I want to tell myself “no regrets” and feel good about it. But there isn’t a single dollar in my wallet or an ounce of gas in my...
Por que es mi vida tan dificil?
My day kinda sucked. Here’s some music if...
Mom’s friend: Wow look at all this schoolwork he has! Mom: yeah, he’s in college now, ya know. MF: Wow so fast! He must be so smart. Look at how hard he’s concentrating on his work. (to me) You must get really good grades, huh? Me: Haha, well I try my best. What was I really doing? Watching this.
Of course xxx is featured on yahoo. Am I...
Am I jealous though? Totally. I kind of wish I had my life as together as she seems to have hers.
themwell-deactivated20111222 asked: It took me awhile to find the link to your Ask box, haha. A belated thank you for the birthday wish! I also didn't realize until now that I wasn't following you, so here's a belated follow, too. I hope you're enjoying your weekend!
I’d be willing to bet most Americans can name more Kardashians than Supreme...– via Gawker (via avedanke) Kris Jenner should be our first female president. The White House would become the Black and White House. No Chandelier Left Behind. (via almost-never)
When the kid you and your friends used to call gay in elementary school grew up to be a fairly attractive young man and you’re actually the gay one where is my god now.
Money, where did you go. There was 125 of you on tuesday and now there’s only 35 of you guys left. what. why are you leaving me? is it because of my daily popcorn chicken binges? baby i’m sorry come back.
Broham: What if our great, great, great, 100x great grandmother was the queen of england?
Broham: we could be part english! we could be royalty!
Me: we're from vietnam...
Oooh, Cloud. I would like to lock your keyhole.
dillsyrydur asked: guess who sells butter lip balm?
slutsnwhores replied to your post: Zachary Quinto came out? NOW ALL WE NEED IS FOR CHRIS PINE TO COME OUT SO THEY CAN TAKE THEIR BROMANCE TO THE NEXT LEVEL A DREAM IS A WISH YOUR HEART MAKES….
Zachary Quinto came out?
Our army, she flourishes.
Who needs friends when you have the Winx Club.
Just turned two papers in 3 minutes before the...
Bitter Sweet | Dirty Laundry
Taking a break from not writing my paper to watch...
Like a good boy.
jeddomg replied to your post: When you tell someone you’re Team Peen ~*~pop culture icon~*~ UgH its so hard beinG a trend settER
When you tell someone you're Team Peen
and they’re like, “wha?” -______-
Brother: Wanna play a game?
Me: No. Bye.
B: Where are you going?
M: Not here.
B: You're mean :(
M: just kidding i'll play with you.
Aw shit, Thor.
I can name something harder than your mjolnir. ZING!