Miranda Kerr is so hot. Oh my god and she just gave birth recently or something? It’s like she was crafted by angels.
Everything Sucks Giant
I miss talking to boys.
this has been an angsty post.
Don't Touch My Christmas Music, You Big Grinch →
Thanksgiving is over. By any and all standards accepted in modern society, now is the appropriate time to start listening to it. I’ll be honest, I usually start during my Thanksgiving preparations, but to each his own. If I get on the boat a little bit early, that doesn’t mean it’s not stopping to pick you up a few days later. And now, the Christmas music era, if you will, is truly the greatest...
please. let. me. sleep.
girlcyborg: Have Yourself a Merry Little...
all i want for christmas
lrr: is to go to a tacky christmas sweater party. is that too much to ask? YES.
I’m an extremely healthy person.– Me, as I pay for my yogurt and three chocolate bars.
pointednorth: I came home today and found my cat...
I can't wait for my friends to come home so that I...
LMS if you would like to be punched in the face.
neill: Amy Adams - “That’s How You Know” from Enchanted My favorite Disney song~
CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYING ON THE RADIO.
TIS THE SEASON, PINCHES.
Wait, Scott defending Kim? Khloe defending Scott?...
This year I'm thankful for foodnetwork holiday...
I need to remember that no amount of crying will...
but i do it anyway.
Vietnamese Family Parties
ukelaurel: 2fcuk3d: Women: In the kitchen, cooking. Men: In the living room singing karaoke while drunk or in the garden playing with the kids Teens: In the bedrooms eating, chilling, watching tv Little kids: Running around all over the house Then your aunty stops you in the hall and asks: CO GEWFREN/BOYFREN CHUA? DOUG LOOK AT THIS WHERE IS BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN.
I Miss My Mom and Dad
I miss my mom and dad. If someone had told me that I would feel this way when I was 16-years-old, I would’ve laughed and said “Yeah right. My parents sort of suck…” and gone back to dyeing my hair purple or whatever other gay stuff I used to do when I was “straight.” Like most teenagers, I had a rocky relationship with my parents and with good reason. When I was fourteen, my father remarried and...
I have Michael Buble's Christmas album and...
Mac Miller - Don’t Mind If I Do remix
Did anyone else realize that Foster The People’s “Pumped Up Kicks” is actually about a dude shooting a bunch of people? But it’s such a good song…
Mom: why are you eating ice cream?
Me: Cause I wanted some?
Mom: But it's cold and like 40 degrees
Me: well I'm wearing a sweater...
It's colder than a witch's tit and my nipples are...
How the fuck do you east coasters do it.
Mom just spent 90 dollars on discounted candy....