October 2011
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Watchlazy halloween costume.
Alright, impromptu party!
I kinda don’t wanna go cause I just wanna lay around in my pj’s but I mean, it’s halloween and I should live it up or something, right?
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IT MATCHES UP SO WELL.
Everytime I go to get tapioca...
I always always always see these big groups of gangsterish looking asian guys just chilling outside in the parking lot with their sub-average cars and they always stare at me as I walk in. Why? What do you want from me? Is it because I drive a minivan?
But it’s probably because I always smile at them. And that’s only because the Tokyo Drift theme song starts playing in my head every...
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Me: I heard a rumor where your nipples align with your earlobes or something like that.
Broham: Really?! Lemme try it!
....
Me: So are you touching your nipple?
B: I don't know..
*he reaches under his shirt*
Me: ...what are you doing.
B: I CAN'T FIND MY NIPPLE!
It's Halloween weekend.
I want to go out. I never go out. I want to dress up and wake up tomorrow not remembering what I did tonight. I want to be with my friends. I want to be tagged in a bunch of embarrassing pictures on facebook and shrug it off while untagging myself. I want to tell myself “no regrets” and feel good about it.
But there isn’t a single dollar in my wallet or an ounce of gas in my...
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Por que es mi vida tan dificil?
Por que?
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My day kinda sucked. Here’s some music if...
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So studious.
Mom’s friend: Wow look at all this schoolwork he has! Mom: yeah, he’s in college now, ya know. MF: Wow so fast! He must be so smart. Look at how hard he’s concentrating on his work. (to me) You must get really good grades, huh? Me: Haha, well I try my best.
What was I really doing? Watching this.
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Of course xxx is featured on yahoo. Am I...
Am I jealous though? Totally. I kind of wish I had my life as together as she seems to have hers.
