July 2011
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June 2011
She's kinda drunk.
Aunt: god, i wish- i wish i were still young. like you!
Me: why?
A: cause you can still find someone you like. someone to LOVE.
A: I AM SO LOOONELY, NAM. I WANT A MAN IN MY LIIIIFEE
M: -under my breath- preach, sister.
A: What?
M: will you make me food.
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I think all I need to sleep at night is Bradley...
Kelis - Milkshake
For my boy Josh cause...
Disneyland was amazing.
I touched Peter Pan’s ass, cried like a bitch during the fireworks show, and got close with Mary Poppins.
We’re having brunch together tomorrow and then I’m fucking her escort afterwards we’re gonna be friends forever.
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This is gonna be a long day.
Aunt: WHERE IS THE MILK FOR THE BABY?
Uncle: WITH THE DIAPERS
A: WHERE ARE THE DIAPERS?
U: IN THE BABY BAG
A: WHERE IS THE BABY BAG.
U: IN THE CAR.
A: AW SHIT WE LEFT THE FUCKING MILK IN THE FUCKING CAR LAST NIGHT.
I'm about to spend like 14 hours at Disneyland.
My aunt is crazy if she thinks her 5 and 3 year old are gonna make it through the day and all we’re gonna hear for the last 10 hours is endless “MOMMY I’M TIIIIIRREEDDDD”
whatevs. I’ll drown their cries out with the fireworks cause everything is more important than little cousins when you’re at disneyland.
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While watching a video
Brother: Who's that?
Me: Beyonce.
Few minutes later:
Brother: Who's that?
Me: I just told you, Beyonce.
Brother: I thought Beyonce was darker!
Me: That was a black and white video...
