July 2011
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“I would eat the shit out of that harder than I would try to suck a cock from...”
– Doug Huynh, 2011
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Everytime my friends are like, "Let's go on a 5...
Uuuuhhhmmm…. let’s go eat a 5 mile long hotdog?
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#hitlist
B: Hehehe
Me: What?
B: well, you know that chick from xmen? the diamond one?
M: yeah, why?
B: i like to pretend she's a vampire from twilight cause she glistens in the sun too
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The Secret Lives Of Gay Men →
Boys love each other like this: shirts off, blue jeans, smoking a joint in bed maybe listening to some old records. They’ll take their fingertips across each other’s chests, down arms, and almost to the penis. They’ll circle it curiously and then either go for the plunge or shy away. They’ll bury their heads into someone else’s arms and have their hair stroked. It will feel like you’re...
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My brother's trying to add me on facebook.
I didn’t even know he had a facebook. This calls for an automatic delete and a stern talking.
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Start the morning with a bacon latte.
You’re doing it right.
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I was gonna type this long and meaningful post...
I think a boyfriend is on his way soon. I’m feeling hot.
I'm getting my tarot cards read.
the first card that’s supposed to be about my life is the queen.
this shit is getting humorously/scary accurate you guys ._.
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