10 months ago
So I got my first booty call a while ago and panicked and this is what happened:
- Him: hey so the bed at this hotel's as comfy as they advertised; what're you doing tonight? ;)
- Me: oh uhhh
- Me: I went to this seafood place yesterday
- Me: and I have these really bad stomach aches...
- Me: ...I think I have the runs
- *dialtone*
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dillsyrydur said:
Love you
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itsrainingstarss said:
LOOL. wow, this reminds me of a somewhat similar experience. mine went like this:
Guy: i had a dream of you last night. we were on a date. ;)
me: oh… i had a dream too.
Guy: really
me: I was in Taco-topia.
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cattywhompuss said:
You are your own cock block!
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starsandboulevards said:
Handa-san.
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dannydyers-chocolatehomunculus said:
hahahahahah this would be me
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