- Me: I heard a rumor where your nipples align with your earlobes or something like that.
- Broham: Really?! Lemme try it!
- ....
- Me: So are you touching your nipple?
- B: I don't know..
- *he reaches under his shirt*
- Me: ...what are you doing.
- B: I CAN'T FIND MY NIPPLE!
I’m a firm believer in bullying your little brother as a form of stress relief.
womp womp.
- Broham: What if our great, great, great, 100x great grandmother was the queen of england?
- Me: what?
- Broham: we could be part english! we could be royalty!
- Me: we're from vietnam...
- B: Oh.
ha.
- Brother: Wanna play a game?
- Me: No. Bye.
- B: Where are you going?
- M: Not here.
- B: You're mean :(
- M: just kidding i'll play with you.
- B: really?
- M: no.
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So we're watching Titanic..
- Abraham: Look! She's about to drop the jewel into the water. What's it called? Oh yeah, the Kidney of the Sea!
#dontfuckwitme
- Abraham: You owe me
- Me: For what?
- A: That one time you went to see Friends with Benefits without me
- M: Well that was also the day that I found porn on my laptop..
- A: .....fine you don't owe me
Tutoring Abraham
- Me: Alright, read section 9.5 and the examples but don't do exercise 100
- *couple of minutes*
- Abraham: I don't see the examples and I already did these exercises
- Me: ..Did you read to the bottom of the page?
- A: yeah but I still don't see them
- Me: T__T what do you do when you finish reading a page in a book?
- A: .....
- M: YOU FLIP IT.
- A: Oh! WELL YOU DIDN'T TELL ME TO!
- M: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO
